How Old Are You?
| How old are you? -------------------------------------------------------------------------- (Answers are at the end, but don't cheat!) 1. Name the 4 Beatles. _______________________________________ _______________________________________ _______________________________________ _______________________________________ 2. Finish the line: "Lions and Tigers and Bears, _________ ________!" 3. "Hey kids, what time is it?" ________ _________ ________ ________. 4. What do M&M's do? ______ ______ ______ ______ _______, _______ _______ _______ _______. 5. What helps build strong bodies 12 ways?_________ __________. 6. Long before he was Mohammed Ali, we knew him as __________ _________. 7. You'll wonder where the yellow went, _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______ _______." 8. Post-baby boomers know Bob Denver as the Skipper's "little buddy." But we know that Bob Denver is actually Dobie's closest friend, __________ G. _________. 9. M-I-C, .... See ya' real soon, .... K-E-Y, ________? _______ ________ ________ ________! 10. "Brylcream: _______ _______ _______ _______ _______." 11. Bob Dylan advised us never to trust anyone ________ ________. 12. From the early days of our music, real rock 'n roll, finish this line: "I wonder, wonder, wonder...wonder who _________ ________ ________ ________ _______?" 13. And while we're remembering rock n' roll, try this one: "War...uh-huh, huh, ...yea; what is it good for? , _______ ________." 14. Meanwhile, back home in Metropolis, Superman fights a never-ending battle for truth, justice, and ________ _________ ________. 15. He came out of the University of Alabama, and became one of the best quarterbacks in the history of the NFL. He later went on to appear in a television commercial wearing women's stockings. He is Broadway _________ ___________. 16. "I'm Popeye the sailor man; I'm Popeye the sailor man. I'm strong to the finish, _______ ________ _______ ______ _________, .... I'm Popeye the sailor man." 17. Your children probably recall that Peter Pan was recently played by Robin Williams, but we will always remember when Peter was played by ___________ ____________. 18. In a movie from the late sixties, Paul Newman played Luke, a ne'er do well who was sent to a prison camp for cutting off the heads of parking meters with a pipe cutter. When he was captured after an unsuccessful attempt to escape, the camp commander (played by Strother Martin) used this experience as a lesson for the other prisoners, and explained, "What we have here, _________ _________ _________ _________ _________." 19. In 1962, a dejected politician chastised the press after losing a race for governor while announcing his retirement from politics. "Just think, you won't have _________ _________ to kick around anymore." 20. "Every morning, at the mine, you could see him arrive; He stood six foot, six, weighed 245. Kinda' broad at the shoulder, and narrow at the hip, and everybody knew you didn't give no lip to __________ __________, __________ __________ __________." 21. "I found my thrill, __________ __________ __________." 22. _____________ _____________ said, "Good night, Mrs. Calabash, __________ __________ ________." 23. "Good night, David." "________ _________, _________." 24. "Liar, liar, _______ _______ ________." 25. "When it's least expected, you're elected. You're the star today. __________! ________ _________ _________ _________." 26. It was Pogo, the comic strip character, who said, "We have met the enemy, and ______ _____ ______." ?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ? ??? ????????????? Answers: 1. John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison, Ringo Starr 2. Oh, my! 3. It's Howdy Doody Time! 4. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. 5. Wonder Bread 6. Cassius Clay 7. When you brush your teeth with Pepsodent 8. Maynard G. Krebbs 9. Why? Because we like you. 10. A little dab'll do ya. 11. Over 30 12. Who wrote the book of love 13. Absolutely nothin' 14. The American way 15. Joe Namath 16. 'Cause I eats me spinach 17. Mary Martin 18. Is a failure to communicate 19. Richard Nixon 20. Big John, Big Bad John 21. On Blueberry Hill 22. Jimmy Durante . . . wherever you are 23. Good night, Chet. 24. Pants on fire 25. Smile! You're on Candid Camera. 26. He is us Scoring 24-26 correct 50+ years old 20-23 correct 40's 15-19 correct 30's 10-14 correct 20's 0- 9 correct You're, like, a teenager, dude (posted 1/17/01) |